Pas moyen de résister à l'effet comique de ces instructions d'installation:

For Visio 10, copy the stencil and template files to the Visio 10 filepath mentioned below, probably into either the "Database" or the "Software" folder. With Visio 12 (a.k.a. Visio 2007), there seems to be no standard folder for user-made templates. The "My Shapes" folder is only intended for stencils, so is limited. And any files put in "C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\Office12\1033", Visio will definitely not find, as that folder is only for Visio-installed files.
 
If you're using Visio 12, here's what we recommend: Pick out, or else create, a folder where you want to hold every SUB-folder holding templates and stencils not Visio-installed. If you still have Visio 10's installed filepath for templates and stencils, you can use that--especially if it still has the templates and stencils that came with Visio 10 (as subfolder, use the "Database" or "Software" folder):
 
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\Visio10\1033\Solutions
 
If not, or if preferred, create an appropriate solutions-subfolder in Documents or My Documents: maybe call it "My Visio Solutions". Then copy its file path (including "Users/user name/Documents" in Vista, or "Documents and Settings/user name/My Documents" in XP, but omitting at the end, in either case, the name of your chosen solutions-subfolder) to BOTH of these two filepath fields in Visio's Tools menu:
 
Tools --> Options... --> Advanced (a tab) --> File Paths... --> Stencils:
Tools --> Options... --> Advanced (a tab) --> File Paths... --> Templates:
 
(If you're using a Visio 10 subfolder(s), copy the above filepath to these two places.)

Qu'elle est dure, l'overdose de télé lors des visites de Noël:

• une portion de télé-achat
• l'histoire de macaques qui vivent dans un temple en Inde, présentée avec une voix de rappeur en mode guerre des gangs
• une petit conte en images de synthèse, avec une trop gentille Mère-Noël
• une dernière dose de concours avec présentatrice très blonde: trouver un nom de pays avec A, puis plus dur: avec 2xA (pour gagner 75 EUR)

Ouf, de retour vers un PC ..

Celui-là est tout beau tout mignon, avec un bel effort d'anglais:

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We have obtained an irrevocable payment guarantee on your Payment, from the World Bank and international monetary Funds (IMF).
We are happy to inform you that based on our recommendation/instructions; your Entire contract fund/inheritance claim has been credited in your favor through our paying bank.
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As soon as you submit these codes and your payment slip to your bank, they will credit your account without delay.

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Et si c'était vrai, écrivait un auteur gentil ?

Un scam venant de l'est, aussi amusant que les premières versions venant plutôt de l'Afrique.
Je suppose que la suite du plan est de fournir son compte bancaire ou d'avancer des frais administratifs?

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De nombreuses adaptations de Star Wars, mais celle-ci décoiffe vraiment :

Dans le style des bonnes affaires africaines, voici la variante Oncle d'Amérique :

Cher Monsieur ,
C'est avec un réel plaisir que nous avons l'honneur de soumettre à votre stricte attention la présente proposition d'investissement .
Je vous contacte pour m'aider à transferer la somme de 12,000.000.00 U$ que j'ai hérité de mon défunt père , mon père étais un négociateur de le vente de phosphate et de l'OR il édécidé suite à une courte maladie dans sa 75 années.
Cette somme devra servir à des investissements qui seront sous votre couverture et par le biais de vos relations et aussi achats des actions dans les grandes sociétés de la place.
En effet, je veux que cet argent soit transferer dans votre pays et serve à faire des investissement dont vous serez le gestionnaire.
En outre si vous acceptez cette proposition alors vous serez mon associé dans les différentes affaires où vous investiriez et nous negocierons vos part nous allons
Dans ce cas , nous souhaiterons vivement une rencontre pour une négociation assurée. Cette rencontre nous permettra sans doute de nous familiariser davantage et d'avoir une idée globale sur tous les fonds nécessaires à notre projet que nous vous remettrons personnellement sans oublier votre commission après signature du protocole d'accord commercial ce qui représente un contrat de garantie entre les deux parties.
Dans l'attente d'être honoré tout au moins d'une accusé de réception de cette correspondance , nous vous prions de recevoir , Cher Monsieur , nos meilleurs salutations
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La morale de l'histoire, c'est qu'on va tous édécider un jour.