La preuve qu'on peut mettre un virus au point sans être anglophone:

Hey funny
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Celui-là est tout beau tout mignon, avec un bel effort d'anglais:

¡Tengo nueva dirección de correo!
Ahora puedes escribirme a: un_88office_wb11@yahoo.com.co

UNITED NATIONS NEW YORK WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.10017
WIRE TRANSFER/AUDIT UNIT Our Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX02x78
ATTN: BENEFICIARY IRREVOCABLE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT

We have actually been authorized by the World Bank and international monetary fund (IMF), to investigate the unnecessary delay of your payment,Recommendation and approval of your claims for payment is certified as genuine.
During the course ofour investigation we discovered with dismay that your payment has been unnecessarily Delayed by corrupt officials of the Bank, who are Trying to divert your Fund into their private accounts, to forestall this, security for your funds Was organized in the form of your personal Identification number (PIN) and your transfer access code (T.A.C), this will enable only you have direct Control over this fund.We have also agreed with the World Bank and international monetary fund (IMF) that, we will handle this payment ourselves to avoid the hopeless situation created by these corrupt Officials.
We have obtained an irrevocable payment guarantee on your Payment, from the World Bank and international monetary Funds (IMF).
We are happy to inform you that based on our recommendation/instructions; your Entire contract fund/inheritance claim has been credited in your favor through our paying bank.
You are therefore advice to contact: MR TONY WOOD,of AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP the (un)payiny bank Liaison Office in Nigeria lagos EMAIL: adgbankgroupplc_adgb@inmail24.com , TELL +2348074938857 to collect your original payment slip with your pin and transfer access code.
As soon as you submit these codes and your payment slip to your bank, they will credit your account without delay.

NOTE: YOU ARE ADVICED TO RE COMFIRM YOUR INFOMATIONS TO AVOID TRANSFER OF THIS FUND INTO A WRONG ACCOUNT.CONGRATULATIONS.REV. WILSON P KLERK UNITED NATIONS, NEW YORK.

Et si c'était vrai, écrivait un auteur gentil ?

Depuis le début de l'année 2008, les poids lourds ne peuvent pas dépasser sur les portions d'autoroute à 2 bandes, comme sur l'E42 (ok il est peut-être aussi interdit de faire des photos avec son GSM).

La morale, c'est que c'est un peu comme la vitesse : pourquoi se priver si le risque de se faire prendre est quasi nul?

Un scam venant de l'est, aussi amusant que les premières versions venant plutôt de l'Afrique.
Je suppose que la suite du plan est de fournir son compte bancaire ou d'avancer des frais administratifs?

We have found your resume at CareerBuilder.com and would like to suggest you a "Goods Shipment Agent" vacancy.

We have studied your resume and are happy to inform you that your skills completely meet our requirements for this position.

This is a part-time position. Your job will be to transfer consumer goods between our clients
Your job will consist in the following:

- To accept goods to your address
- To deliver the goods to the nearest USPS/DHL/UPS office
- To send the goods to a specified by us address

Your schedule will be flexible. You will need to spend on average 1-2 hours per day, Monday-Friday. This is a work-at-home position. All communication will be online.

This job will allow you to:
- Efficiently work at home;
- Get additional free time;
- Develop high selfrespect and esteem.

General requirements:
- Prior customer service experience is a good benefit;
- Ability to create good administrative reporting;
- Internet and e-mail skills; Experience in online work;
- Willingness to take the responsibility to set up and achieve goals;

We will need your:
- your mobile telephone number
- your full name
- mail address

During the trial period you will be paid 1k$ per month.
After the trial period your base salary will go up to $1,500-2,000 USD per month.
After the trial period you may ask for additional hours or proceed full-time.

If you are interested in this position, and would like to know more, please reply only at our e-mail: active.domo@gmail.com
We will contact you within 2 days.

Email us only at: active.domo@gmail.com

Best regards,
DOMO Team

Un outil discutable quand on n'y prend pas garde mais tentant pour retrouver ses copains perdus de vue, avec une bonne efficacité.

Etrangement il me propose comme amis potentiels mon patron et une cliente, tous deux charmants mais avec qui il est moins facile de faire semblant de travailler.

Quelques statuts mémorables:

... aimerait savoir si la mort c'est mieux que cette vie de merde ?
... ne donnera pas son statut! na!
... trouve ça bien difficile de se lever le matin pour vivre et faire semblant...
... pense que ça va être vachement difficile de se lever demain matin...
... a dû oublier ses neurones aux USA car il ne les retrouve pas..

Quelques groupes typiques:

Des Milliards pour les banques, et combien pour ceux qui crèvent?
Todd's Coiffeur Créateur De Style
pour que le site www.liege-emploi.be passe la barre des 30.000 visites
Parce que toi ossi ta djà essayé d'inserer l'antivol du caddie sur lui meme
Pour la réponse "dans ton cul" à toute question commençant par "où"

En tout cas, la publicité en ligne est tout sauf ciblée, il y a encore du travail de ce côté.

Ma collègue Linda a bien raison de ne plus travailler qu'à mi-temps : elle peut ainsi se consacrer à la peinture.

Bien que complètement inculte dans le domaine, j'adore.